Ashtolia

Why should I put one?

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 07:59:44 GMT

You know what? I'm lonely, I have no friends. I got that damned psp the other day... that aught to keep me occupied for...... well... already tired of that.

The story of me quiting my job....

Sun, 30 Nov 2003 04:32:24 GMT

So I quit my job at waldenbooks after a long 2 year stint. The reason you ask? Well because I was making a wopping 24 cents more than I was when I started.... Thats right I was there for 2 years AND I was a keyholder. So This week I just didnt go in. No notice or any jazz. They don't deserve that. But it's all good cause I gots me a new job at EB. Go Video Games!!

Sun, 30 Nov 2003 04:27:18 GMT

Sup, Yes

Shiggity Shiggity Shwa!! Application....

Wed, 26 Nov 2003 03:02:01 GMT

+ Name: Joshua
+ Age: 22

+ City, State: Herndon, VA

+ Ten favourite bands
1. Pedro The Lion
2. The Decemberists
3. Red House Painters
4. Shearwater
5. Mew
6. Damien Jurado
7. Elliot Smith
8. This Beautiful Mess
9. Rory Phillips
10. Xiu Xiu

+ Ten favourite movies
1. Rushmore
2. Dancer in the Dark
3. Elephant Man
4. Bottle Rocket
5. My Blue Heaven
6. The Neverending Story
7. Ed Wood
8. Nothing But Trouble
9. Fire Walk with Me
10. Sleepless in Seattle

+ What is your favourite book, and why?: Lolita, It's the most honest love story I've ever read.
There is just something great about the shamelessness of Humbert Humbert's narrative.

+ Favourite drink: Tahitian Treat

+ Favourite food: My moms vegetable soup

+ Why do you think you're uncool?: I work 40 hours a week at a bookstore and spend my paycheck in one day buying video games, and video game paraphernalia.

+ Any pet peeves?: People who's video game collection only includes the yearly incarnation of madden.

+ Motto or personal quote?: "You in the army, yes?" "No, no, I just have short hair."

+ Do you think you are fashionable?: No

+ What four words best describe you?: Just plain weak sauce

+ What is your biggest fear, and why?: Centipedes, I mean seriously, look at all those legs!

+ What are your hobbies?: Video games, Watercolors, Comic Book collecting

+ If you could be another person for a day, who would it be, and why?: Keitaro. because he's surrounded by beautiful
girls that all love him. Well... that and the constant accidental boob grabbing....

+ Views on . . .
abortion: Save yourself some trouble and use a condom, jerkass!
religion: I used to be religious, but know I'm just kinda waiting for god to be like "Here's some money".
politics: I don't care about politics in the slightest, I'm sorry.
drugs: I don't do drugs and I usually don't like people who do.

+ If you died tomorrow what would your obituary say?: Joshua died today, he is remembered by his friend zac, who has most likely
taken all of his stuff.

+ What is your most prized possession?: At the moment my Rickenbacker bass guitar.

+ Proudest moment?: Figuring out that the little playstation logo on the disc tray of the PS2 rotates to accommodate whether you have it sitting vertically or horizontally.

+ Most embarrassing moment?: Realizing I had wasted $25,000 for an education at a school in which I had'nt learned a lick.

+ Goals for the future?: To Illustrate Childrens Books.

+ If you had $5.00, how would you spend it?: Hot sauce and hot pockets.

+ What is your guilty pleasure?: I watch Moesha..... Mo to the, E to the

+ Tell us a joke.: What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? .... A Stick!!

+ Would you give your life for something or someone? If so, who or what would it be, and why?: I would die for someone, yes. I'm not sure about the
something though. I don't believe in anything enough to do that. As for who, the only person that really comes to mind would be my girlfriend of 3
years, andnow ex. I can't explain why really.. It's more of just a feeling.

+ How did you find the_uncool_club?: OmegaMemnoch

Tue, 12 Nov 2002 03:02:07 GMT

Happy Birfday to Me!!!

Sun, 10 Nov 2002 21:26:39 GMT

Well... tommorow is my birthday... so far this is what it means to me...
1. My license expires and I have to get it renewed.

Mon, 04 Nov 2002 23:48:09 GMT

Oh Yeah!! My Mp3 player works again!! all I can say about that is.... wOOt!!!!

Mon, 04 Nov 2002 18:55:42 GMT

My mp3 player just broke... So yeah.. I'm super pissed off about that. Nothiing like spending 150.00 dollars on something to have it break only a week later. Man today is great!

Mon, 04 Nov 2002 18:05:25 GMT

I'm in class right now... Class today involves me having my work done already... so I'm downloading lots of songs to listen to latorz. Math rock is good. At least thats what I think.

Sun, 03 Nov 2002 23:13:58 GMT

Pedro The Lion!! Tommorow!! wOOt!!!

Sun, 03 Nov 2002 02:58:43 GMT

Yeah... work soooooo sucked that its not even funny.... I feel like crap. Emotionaly and physically I'm just completly burned out..... I felt like punching every customer I had in the face.... real hard! I'm sick of laughing at their little jokes, and giving them my fake little smile.... I'm tired..... g'night.

Sat, 02 Nov 2002 17:49:41 GMT

Yipee!! It's time for me to go to work!!!! *sigh*

Sat, 02 Nov 2002 02:11:02 GMT

Uh huh.... Halloween was pretty crappy.... It's about the first halloween ever that I didnt really do anything. I guess I was just in a bit of a weird mood yesterday, so I could have done something if I had really wanted to. On the bright side, I got PSO yesterday! Yeah... and I got the modem thingy for my gamecube today. So I'm gonna be playing PSO for quite a while. I'm not really sure why I spend all my money on this shit though. I could be buying things that are good.... Like teddy bears for blind children with cancer or something.... But vidja games.... so.... good....

Wed, 30 Oct 2002 04:04:26 GMT

ALright... today was a prett good day. I woke up late and missed my first class though (. But my second class went well. Instead of really doing anything a friend and I walked down to the Olsen's book store across the road from my school, and I picked up the new (old) Death Cab for Cutie CD. I must say I enjoy it a lot. Then I had to work tonight, but Mary came by and brought me some cake (It was darned good too!) so that made things all good. And Laura, the assistant manager at work, told me that she has envisioned Alex (another coworker) and I in the sexual position of 69 together... I found it ammusing...

Tue, 29 Oct 2002 01:27:54 GMT

Hmmm... I skipped school today because I hate it. I'm thinking about taking the next quarter off and just workin alot. Maybe I can save up some money and move out.

I played lots of Civ III today..... Man I hate that Shaka Zulu guy...

I mean really....

Mon, 28 Oct 2002 01:02:57 GMT

SO today is kinda wierd. I sorta hate it. I sort of hate everything recently. My life consists of me going to school, then to work. And in my freetime, I more often then not go to the mall (where I work) It's so very sad. I also find that I only wish to stay in my room. If I went to the room right next to mine, I could watch Cable television on a big screen tv. But as it is, I will remain in my room and marvel at the fact that Melissa Etheridge just sang the national anthem before the start of game 7 of the World series.(God I hate Sports). I should do my 3-D Design project for class tommorow, but man do I ever not feel like it. Mayhaps I'll play some Vidja games..... But they are all so... not entertaining anymore. Oh well. This is wierd cause I'm pretty much writing this crap to myself. Maybe I can give this URL to my grandkids so they can learn about the mystery that was their grandfather. But if that is tha case I better start spicing this thing up...... So I made a million dollars today by inventing something cool....yeah..... I'm sorry I'm such a boring,crappy grandfather kids.

Indeed.

Sun, 27 Oct 2002 22:07:16 GMT

Yeah.... So i was going to introduce myself and what not.... But why? I'm boring. Okay... cool things that happened today:
1.I saw this giant Edward Scissorhands toy at Suncoast! It was huge! Now I know where my next paycheck is going.

2. Well.... There is no 2.

Back to me doing nothing.